Position: Freelance Marketing Consultant
Description: Below is a sample marketing message I wrote for Happy Pak, LLC, a gift box company that ran from 2020 - 2023. Please note: any product links in the original message are no longer active.
‘Twas two weeks before Christmas...
And all over the land,
People looked for great presents
for their family and friends.
“Mom’s so hard to shop for. Dad’s impossible, too!
And what about Grandma? If only we knew…
of a magical place just like the North Pole -
With elves and a workshop and gifts better than coal,
To take off our plates, that hard shopping task
So we don’t have to go out with Purel and masks,
And search store after store for that one perfect gift.
Instead, shop online. So easy! So swift!
Does a website exist, to remove all this stress,
And make gift-giving fun - a simple process?”
Happy Pak’s got you covered for all interests, themes, quirks,
So you won’t forget gifts and feel like big ‘ol jerks!
For your Mom who likes tea and that one Netflix show,
Or your wine-loving aunt who drinks lots of Merlot,
For your friends who make s’mores by the fireplace embers,
Or the men in your life who did No Shave November.
We’ve got all this and more, 20+ Christmas Paks.
You have holiday needs, and we’ve got your backs!
So grab your p.j.’s and a big mug of Joe,
Grab your laptop and credit card - have them in tow,
And let Happy Pak elves help you make spirits bright.
Happy gifting for all, and to all a good night!